you did it
you win the award for best addition to my post
i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this
i tried and i failed
i cant breathe.
send help. dying
"I am the snake in my boot"
True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
Das right!!! :) only kind I use
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.